LAUGH! :)

Q : Why did the spiritualist cross the road?
A : To get to the others side.



Uncle Pauli squabble with his neighbour, Jijoy.
The case go to the court, and Pauli is ordered to apoligise to his neighbour. He ask the jugdeif he can do this by telephone. The judge says yes.
In the evining, Pauli dials his neighbour's number:
" Hello, may I speak with Jijah?"
" No, wrong number"
" Then im sorry." ???????????????? (SENGAL AKU TAK PAHAM APER BUKU NI TULIS!!)

ITS FUTSAL TIMEEEEEEEEE!!

MISSING YOU DAMN MUCH

who LOVE me??

MY FAMILY....

Ohhooo... this is my lovely family!! saaayang dorang sgt2!! haha.. naper lah muker ayah mcam tgah tahan sembelit ek?? huhu.. tak tau larr.. gambar2 ni dapat pown time aku wat assgment ICT aritu.. puas mengedit saner sini soo inilah hasil nya yang tak seberapa tu.. gambar2 ni lah yg aku dok jaja merata2 dlam laptop niii... huhu.. naper gambar aku tak der?? later laahh.. huhu.. owang chumel gambar dyer lambat ckit nak kuar.. haha.. prasan.. pape pown rindu gler kat family aku even baru mgu lepas balekk.. rindu nak makan laksa mak.. sedap gler!! kecur air liur den!! aaauuwww... love u mom!!

SEDIH GILER

aku baru jer jmper status roommate aku kat FB mengatakan " roommate aku CELAKA dowh".. i was a bit shock with her status.. feeling soo upset right now.. hurm.. knaper bila tak puas hati dyer perlu kutuk2 kat blakang?? knaper tak jumper depan2??? knaper perlu jadi HIPOKRIT sampai macam tu skali?? n kat situ aku terbaca dyer kater dyer da mnx tukar dorm, but tak diluluskan.. ohh my gucci!! dyer dah lamer hates us?? but the question is, why the others roommate TAK DER PROBLEM cam dyer pown?? saper yang celaka skang?? knaper dyer tak cube suluh diri dyer dulu??GUNA SPOTLIGHT pown tak der saper nak marah asalkan kau tu insaf.. atleast aku tak penah ckap kau celaka dowh.. saper kau nak kater aku celaka.. kalau nak di ikutkan baran aku ni nak jer aku hangin satu badan!! (mmg tengah hanging sorang2 pown skang ni!!) im just think that aku kat tmpat orang tak payah lar nak tunjuk belang sngt kan... tapi aku tak tau nak settle cam ner.. kalau smpan lamer2 msg2 mkan hati kan??? so how?? just wait and see jer laa what is coming soon....

DON'T MESS WITH ME!!

Okey, today was so damn bad!! masuk kuliah jer darah da twus nek!! ada ker patut nota chemistry bleh lak ada MR. K tu LUPER nak potostat??! bleh tak?? mlampau gler... kelas len sumer ader nota nak refer, aku ni terkontang kanting nak mnyalin nota!! n c MR. K ni lak bleh plak wat bodoh guner nota yang dyer ader... panash hati kowt.. hadoi.. mmg aku F**K dyer sampai MATI!!



YESTERDAY STORY

this sunday ada game futsal...... n nak djadikan cerita, aku semacam dipaksa oleh seseorang untuk maen game tuu... n saper jer manusia yang suker dipaksa2 guna kekerasan en?? aku ckap lah TAK NAK MAIN!! then lepas tu dyer marah2... marah kat sumer owang lak tu bleh tak?? OMG!! macam lah kau sorang jer yang penat en?? aku dah lar tengah sakit time tuu!! ohh pleessszz...bak kater mr. husni " nak makan sambal selipar taakk??" aku bleh jer nak wat untuk kau!! ahh!! why everyone was messing up my life!! tlg lah blah jauh2 klu setakat nak wat aku benci kat korang2 sumer ok????